minions....misty water-colored minions

Now you may have noticed I hold Amazon reviews to mean just about nothing. I am sorry and I have been told, asked, whatever to look into putting reviews on Amazon as well as my blog, so it is something that I keep trying to look at as a useful tool. Today I find it wonderful in a very Highland Fling, WolfTales sort of way. Lets take a look... the book in question: JACOB: The Nightwalkers by Jacquelyn Frank the players: L. Arendt She loves it! FIVE STARS! GREAT three line review that goes into awesome detail to tell you WHY you should love this book too. Now I would mention she has one review to her name. And all her tags are regarding one book. But really do I need to point that out? RENEE NELSON She loves it too! FIVE STARS! Great four line review that goes into awesome detail to tell you WHY you should love this book too. And is a serious amazon reviewer with two great reviews to her name ::coughsecondaddedtodayandnotabook::. Fathom 31 reviews... all not created in the last day or so... GO TEAM FATHOM. Hell do you have a blog? I know you won't see this but I think I love you! A real reader review! Fair, balanced, what you liked what you didn't... WOW. Jane Little "Jane at DearAuthor.Com" Dear Jane can't you put a link in your Amazon Profile? If not that might kill one of my bitches right there (more on that in a min). 9 reviews but link to your site so all good. I would say you should put more on amazon if you are gonna do it. But this is a big reason why I go back and forth with doing it myself. And damn it seems long for an amazon review... but hey enough about me. Fair, balanced, what you liked what you didn't... WOW. A. Bosworth I feel like I have looked into your profile before... did you like Highland Fling? Hmmm taking the time to read ALL of your three reviews I see no mention. Go figure but I digress... Stock summary but when a person reviews so many books to because an awesome amazon reviewer that can be forgiven. loonigrrl 52 reviewers... picture loaded back in July... some nifty looking reviews there ::makes note to go checkout:: Nice honest opinon (even worried about being too mean... awww you are a nice girl, really we must stick together). score: three real people with honest opinions... three new accounts, with few reviews, that could be real people So what does this mean beside I want blog addys for loonigrrl and fanthom cuz really one can NEVER have too many reader blogs. Not a damn thing but really I find it rather funny... you know in a highlandflings/wolftales sort of way. Well and I need to figure out if you can put a link in your profile because really I think that would help. I can't help it. I KNOW new readers pop up in blog land. I KNOW new readers pop up on amazon. I know you might read 2000000 then hit that book that makes you stand up and go fuck me I want to tell the world about this without having an adgenda or being the authors BFF. But if it quacks like a sock, walks like a sock, it is almost always a sock.... or you know... a fangrrl.... I am just a cynical bitch like that. Next up: The day in the life of a Fangrrl (I kid)