Stand back, everybody! This is a Test!

I'm testing something new for Miss Sybil. Thiang To prove we're not barbarians They dress us up like savages! To prove we're not barbarians We wear a funny skirt! Ah...............h! Wives To prove we're not barbarians They dress us up like savages! To prove we're not barbarians We wear a funny skirt! Thiang Western People Funny, Western People Funny, Western People Funny, Of that there is no doubt, They feel so sentimental About the Oriental, They always try to turn us Inside down down and upside out! Wives Upside out and inside down! Thiang To bruise and pinch our little toes- Our feet are cramped in leather shoes- They'd break if we had brittle toes, But now they only hurt! Ah...............h! Wives To bruise and pinch our little toes Our feet are cramped in leather shoes, They'd break if we had brittle toes, But now they only hurt! Western People Funny! Western People Funny! Western People Funny! Too funny to be true! Thiang Thiang They think they civilise us Ah..... Whenever they advise us To learn to make the same mistake That they are making too! .............h! All THEY MAKE QUITE A FEW! Taken from The King and I soundtrack