Dear Mrs. Williams

Hello, My name is Mrs.Jessica Williams. I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you. (click me) I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who had left me everything he worked for. I have decided to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of charity rather than allow my relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly. I have asked God to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray that I survive the operation. I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of £3,500,000(three million five hundred thousand pounds) to you for the good work of the charity, and to help the motherless, less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all thee rest I can get. Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Kindly Contact my lawyer through this email address (markwilliamssoli@aol.co.uk) if you are interested, so that he can arrange the release of the funds (£3,500,000.00) to you. I know I have never met you but this is the decision I have made, and I hope you act sincerely. NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish. Love, Mrs.Jessica Williams Dear Mrs. Williams, I would be more than happy to take your ill gotten gains and spend them in my godly ways. Unfortunately I will not be able to email your lawyer at his really profesional aol addy. So I tell ya what... why don't you have him set up an account in a large bank in my name. I am sure you have it since you would research who you were giving your money too. I promise to be very charitiable with my new money and to turn it into amazon gift certs to be given to all my friends and fellow bloggers. Hell I will be so nice, I won't even care if they buy books I don't like. God you did well in picking me. So email me with the account number. Although I do hope you survive the operation because spammer burn in hell. It would really suck to have wasted all that praying and still fucking fry. If you make it till January, Demon Angel by Meljean Brooks will be out and you can read up on your afterlife. Your friend, sybil

gakked from marg, who gakked from dylan who...

What Kind of Reader Are You? Your Result: Dedicated Reader You are always trying to find the time to get back to your book. You are convinced that the world would be a much better place if only everyone read more. Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm Literate Good Citizen Book Snob Fad Reader Non-Reader What Kind of Reader Are You? Create Your Own Quiz I am soooo much higher on the OC scale but whatever ;)

What is this box with numbers on it and how does it work?

It scares me some times how alike cindys and I are, no really. It makes me shake my head and feel really really badly for her. And the rest of you guys that there are two of us running around in the world. Basically I have managed to completely turn my life upside down and I am sort of sitting back and seeing if I end up really regretting it. Or how I have to handle the fall out whenever that should happen. I have tons to talk about but really my mind is just a mess and I start on topic and end up with something so rambly I end up deleting it all for fear of scaring others and having to look at my own neurotic self later in print. Okay so mostly the second part is what makes me delete. Times like this I decide I should say I want to be a writer when I grow up. No really, because that would some how make the voices in my head okay, right? What? It works for JR Ward and Linda Howard damn it! I say that with much love for both authors really, so no need to throw your fangirlself out of wack or anything. YIKES this post was just suppose to say I was trying to fix my inner clock which is fucked as normal to try and make life easy with the new job. Working normal business hours sort of... 8-5. Monday - Friday and 9-1 some Saturdays... which I think will turn out to be lots of Saturdays because I don't care and need the cash. I was off last Wed, Thurs, Fri being sick sick sick. Worked Saturday like 2 to 2 and Sunday 3 to 2... only to be at the new nonhotel job on Monday at 8AM. So I ended up not sleeping at all Sunday night then came home only to fall asleep and wake up at midnight. Yep and have managed to do the same today. So I sit here looking at the clock knowing I should 'try' to go back to sleep. Thinking I could take something and go back to sleep but have to be up in six hours and can't see taking that chance. Ten to one I end up reading or blog hopping. I soooooooo want to talk about work and shit but can't make up my mind where I shall decide that is good to do. LOL well it isn't good to do anywhere but I know I will. I should go update my live journal. Or figure out how to lock posts here. Then I think about how silly that all is because dude... it is the internet. Which leads me to wanting to talk about the fuckedupness of stupid people, myspace, chatting at work and then I realize I would be doing exactly what I want to make fun of... sort of. The new job could be a slow fry in hell. I know this and I am fighting like mad to keep my fucking mouth shut about things I know nothing about, even when asked my opinion. It is very much a 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' type of place. Where you are suppose to do something, ask for clarification and are told "oh, hmmm I don't know, it has always been done like that' and omg if you ask what it is used for - blank stare that makes you want to define use - to be answered 'I am not really sure we just have always done it'. I know a big part of it is lazy and bigger part is something I tend to think is a lil more job protection, if no one really knows I work only an 1 hour out of my day score type thing. Of course I could be wrong. And man we are talking people who have been here for YEARS. But then you just have to blink as you walk around and people are on myspace (clear as day) chatting away on AIM (clear as day) and huff when you tell them they have someone to help, then try to think of a way to chat with the person standing on the other side of the counter who can clearly hear the people chatting away about their weekend while they wait to be helped. Sad thing is I will be making more money here than I was at the hotel. Which just leads me back to crap I need to figure out what the hell I am doing with my life or I will turn around in a year having killed it at job playing on the internet all day chatting with bam or jane or holly or I could go on a while here... while reading ebooks at work or something like that... ::blink:: See that sooooooooo has its appeal. LOL I am having the normal pull at 'omg I really need to get a life'. I am going to be 31, have no direction or goal driving me... I should do something. Go back to school. Sell my shit, pick a new state and move. Go run and hide in Kristie's Library. SOMETHING. I mean really who am I to laugh or stare in wonder while I lurk through the remains of two years of files and crap on a computer from two people I don't even know? But really WHO has a link to a 'cheating' discussion board in their favorites at work? WHO? Says she who at one time spent large parts of her day emailing and chatting with jay. Awww good times that... but of course jay has to fuck it up with getting her shit together and going to law school so she won't be around to play with. Then of course I start to think on books and blogs and what I could do with mine with the time... Things I can finish and such cuz I will be awake with mucho time to kill and will most likely have freedom of internet access and a computer in such a position that ctrl-alt-tab is your friend. Or there is the dive bar which is down the street (oddly enough I know I have been there once or twice but can't remember clearly when or why). I could be Norm! Only younger, female and thin until the smoke, alcohol, bar food kill it. See life is nothing but a bunch of random choices ;). Alcohol... whatever happened to the Barenaked Ladies? Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself O Alcohol, I still drink to your health I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me Alcohol, Your songs resolve like my life never will When someone else is picking up the bill I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol O Alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor Trying on your camisole? O Alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else Would you please forgive me? Would you please forgive me? eh I so don't see myself returning to bars cuz smoke and alcohol tend to fuck up my migraines and really random sex with strangers gets old quick and is hardly ever worth the effort. I could start dating but good night that would involve work and is hardly ever worth the effort. And would make my mother far too happy. LOL if I bothered to tell her that is... I think I am turning in my notice tomorrow to my apartments. Sort of makes my flesh crawl in a omg what the fuck am I doing type way. But hey it will force me to make a choice by Jan. There is a crazy idea floating around in my head which involve a move to Dallas. Or at least decide to get a new apartment here or move home or something... I don't want to be here. But I don't want to pack. I just suck. Then there are the books... eek! The way I quit at work I am ending up getting a week of vacation so hopefully I will have a lil bit of cash to get the piles sent off to people and send out more books. Then I need to get bins I think... and figure out uh something. ten to one I just go read a book.

blerg

sick, sick, sick You name it, it has prolly been wrong with me in the last five days. I haven't been to work in four. Tried to twice, and they turned around and sent me home because I looked like death. I am trying to drag myself in right now... oh and I start another job on monday. Long story. I have over 300 emails to sort through. Ten to one if you have sent me on in the last week I owe you one. The good news is I am not dying ;).

Victim of this, victim of that

Oddly enough Sandy doesn't agree with me. Shocking I know... There's No Sex in Your Violence Don't Go In There Oh Grow Up Just a note... I like like lawyers! Really! Get Over It by The Eagles From the album Hell Freezes Over (1994) I turn on the tube and what do I see A whole lotta people cryin' 'Don't blame me' They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves Victim of this, victim of that Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat Get over it Get over it All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit Get over it, get over it You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash But you might feel better if I gave you some cash The more I think about it, Old Billy was right Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight You don't want to work, you want to live like a king But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing Get over it Get over it If you don't want to play, then you might as well split Get over it, Get over it It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak You're makin' the most of your losin' streak Some call it sick, but I call it weak You drag it around like a ball and chain You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down Complain about the present and blame it on the past I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass Get over it Get over it All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit Get over it, get over it Get over it Get over it It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit Get over it, get over it

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

J.D.: The extreme always seems to make an impression. Of course it started with... Tara Marie leading my drugged self over to RtB a few days ago (well longer now). And since the first thing I thought of when I saw the post was Heathers, I sqqquuueee when I saw jane's comment. Cuz I like company in my oddness. Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count. When the sqquuueeing stopped I decided to... use my wicked cool quotes and blog about reviews... Then I remembered I have already done that, you know, once or so. And there wasn't anything new really for me to say. And since I can't seem to keep a thought in my head long enough to complete a post I changed my mind. Veronica Sawyer: Heather told me she teaches people real life. She said, "Real life sucks losers dry. If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." I said, "So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?" She said, "Yes." I said, "You're beautiful." The title of this post, How Very and the one above here... are some of my favorite quotes. Well to be honest the title is the first thing that popped into my head when responding to Tara's post but she is a nice girl so I didn't use it on her blog :). Veronica Sawyer: It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer. And since many people are soooo touchy I thought blogging about reviews with quotes such as these might seem... what is the word? Mean... Have you read LLB's Anatomy of a Glom? I recently went on a glom, in case you were wondering. And it was one of those authors I have never read that everyone talks about... Suzanne Brockmann. It started with Letter to Kelly (really liked it but more on that later) which lead to Heart Throb (really liked this too but it soooo seemed familiar but back at the time I was reading hollywood type books like Jackie Collins and Glitter Baby I don't think this was published.) And then I read: TAYLOR'S TEMPTATION, SIM, TDD #10, July 2001 THE ADMIRAL'S BRIDE, SIM #962, TDD #7, November 1999 NIGHT WATCH, SIM, TDD #11, September 2003 IT CAME UPON A MIDNIGHT CLEAR, SIM #896, TDD #6, December 1998 (Reissued in 4/05 as HAWKEN'S HEART) - almost positive I try to read this once and skipped to the end. read the whole thing this time... as of now my least fave of this series. GET LUCKY, SIM #991, TDD #9, March 2000 EVERYDAY, AVERAGE JONES, SIM #872, TDD #4, August 1998 Still have to be read: IDENTITY: UNKNOWN, HARVARD'S EDUCATION, FRISCO'S KID, FOREVER BLUE, PRINCE JOE. hee no I am not going in any order... I am odd like that. Veronica Sawyer: I say we just grow up, be adults and die. Oddly enough I got started on the whole glom because I tried to order an ebook from NCP... Wild Child by Shelley Munro And due to some omfg asshattery from my bank - tangent did I tell you about that? Someone touched some button and completely fucked my account for ten days. TEN! So every check I wrote, for TEN DAYS, was returned.... I think the total so far that the bank has paid in fees is somewhere around 150 (will be 400 if they pay the bill my apartments sent them). I think I should be paid for the amount of time I had to spend on the phone figuring out what all they fucked up. This effected my paypal account as well, so it took like three day to clear vs the **poof** you have ebookness that I am use too. Since I didn't know about that at first I hit the button to order said ebook and waited. Then waited. And waited some more. Then dropped NCP an email. And waited. And waited some more. I was sad. Because now I HAD TO HAVE THIS BOOK. Because I couldn't get it. It dawned on me to call the bank the following day. And I figured out what the hold up was and that it was on their end not NCP. Not that NCP contacted me that day, which I think was a Sunday. Or that Monday. My email to customer service was answered five days later. After the book was sent to me the day before. Is this normal? Most of my ebooks come from Samhain, Liquid Silver Books and EC. And I tried to factor in I know angie and tina well enough to drop them an email and pout if my order were to screw up. BUT the only times I have had to email one of those publishers, I went through the customer service link. And was answered RIGHT AWAY. Like with in hours, when I expected to have to wait a day or so. Of course I could be annoyed that I waited and waited for a book I ended up not liking. oh and the age plot thing is what lead me to Letter to Kelly but uh that is another post... LOL Veronica Sawyer: What is your damage, Heather? Which leads back to reviews... I have a shit load of half done reviews in draft that I am going to start putting up. Some are way old and some are not... but anything I had written down or on my hard drive is going to get something said about it. The ones I have found so far that have been read (in nnnnnooooooo order): Cece Stuart: Once in a Blue Moon Rene Weaver: Let's Pretend Diana Palmer: Heartbreaker Caroline Linden: What a Gentleman Wants Shannon Stacey: 72 Hours, Forever Again Bonnie Dee: Bone Deep, Home Bound Susan Mallery: The Ladies' Man Karen Rose Smith: Custody for Two Melissa Jackson: Masquerade Dee Tenorio: Betting Hearts Adrienne Basso: The Christmas Heiress Annmarie McKenna: Blackmailed Goodman: One Forbidden Evening Beth Williamson: The Prize Evangeline Anderson: Last Man On Earth Ruth Kerce: Xylon Warriors Sasha White: Gypsy Heart, Bound Ann Jacobs: Out of Bounds, Another Love, Getting it On Sylvia Day: Ask for It HelenKay: Viva Las Bad Boys Kristin Hardy: Under His Spell Galen Foley: His Wicked Kiss Shelley Munro: Wild Child ::blink:: maybe I will do a huge mass review... or something Heather Duke: I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah. Did I mention... My hip fucking hurts... I spent over THREE hours in the doctor's office today. So I could talk to her for five mins, get poked with a needle and be given new drugs. I really need to get a new dr but I really really like my dr. le sigh LOL of course right at the second I am feeling nooooooo pain Heather Chandler: You stupid fuck. Veronica Sawyer: You goddamn bitch. Heather Chandler: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke. Veronica Sawyer: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up. And NEW BOOKS! Work has been... uh work but the upside is a week or so ago I won a 100 gift card off a raffle thing (if your name is on a comment card you get a ticket, ticket is drawn in the monthly meeting - that I didn't go to - but hey I won). So I had to buy some books with part of it. Oddly enough there wasn't much I wanted and omg ya think there are enough paranormals out there? I did pick up: The Inconvenient Duchess - Christine Merrill (read) The Rake's Proposal - Sarah Elliott (went back and forth with this one as I didn't really like her first book) Stay for Christmas - Judith Stacy, Victoria Bylin, Elizabeth Lane (read) Under His Spell - Kristin Hardy (read) The Wicked Games of a Gentleman by Jillian Hunter Other new to me books (in no order): The Cop by Sasha White, Alyssa Brooks, Renee Alexis (reading) Midnight Sonata by Dee Tenorio What A Gentleman Wants by Caroline Linden (read) Peeping Tom Shelley Munro Master of Swords by Angela Knight No Rest for the Wicked by Kresley Cole Rainbow by Patrica Potter (OOP) Tempting the Devil by Patrica Potter Texas Bad Boys by Dianne Castell, Karen Kelley, Rosemary Laurey Penance by Lorie O'Clare The Christmas Heiress by Adrienne Basso (read) Colters’ Woman by Maya Banks (read) Mr. and Mistress by Heidi Betts Beyond a Shadow by Alison Kent Hot Nights by Shannon McKenna Sacred Places by Mandy M. Roth A Reason to Live by Maureen McKade (read) Captive Dreams by Angela Knight and Diane Whiteside Devil's Lady by Patrica Rice (OOP) It Had to be You by Susan Elizabeth Phillips Step Into Darkness by Naomi Bellis Take Me by Lucy Monroe Bond of Blood by Diane Whiteside I'm in No Mood For Love by Rachel Gibson hmmmm I am missing something... I need to check the office in the morning... anyway with luck my migraine will still be mia tomorrow and I can finish up The Cop and Hard Evidence. As painful as migraines can be it really really sucks that it makes reading hard (to impossible) and completely kills the joy in playing on the internet. I am thinking I need a few audio books (but that would be another post *g*) And there will be a return of the 'Ebuzz' as well as guest Ebuzz. As well as a print review or two. I am so thinking of taking my phone off the hook. Does it make sense to invite someone who spent over three hours in a dr office trying to kill a week long migraine - to go drink? I mean really... can ya guess what the answer was? Speaking of dr, migraines and such... anyone taking Lyrica? It is an Anticonvulsant (same family as the evol topamax and neurontin - been on both). I am looking for info on side effects. Topamax is a bitch to take. Neurontin was cake but didn't do shit. hmmm I should look up how to spell these since I am just guessing. Heathers most likely screwing with someone's copywrite somewhere... feel free to complain to whoever owns that site... Who knows maybe tomorrow I will do a post that makes sense, hey you never know...

for as much time as I spend on the internet

I don't get around much. I pretty much stick to books and more books with a touch of some phile stuff. So the whole YouTube thing is something I completely missed. until blogger brought it to me I should hate meljean since I woke up with the song All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us in my head. but I don't cuz she is just THAT kewl... and I had never heard of this until fi brought it up My rock is HUGE fi, huge... it would have to be for me to fit under it ;)

I love those moments I like to wave at them as they pass by

tis was a good movie, aye but not tis good as the first I would spoil it all to hell behind a cut but I bes tired girl. I loved Elizabeth's character. And of course jack... aye jack is my favorite beastie. ::happy sigh:: Hell I didn't even mind the cliff hanger ending... How Much Do You Know About Davey Jones